Does anyone know how much of Genius I really am??? I myself didn't know until just a few minutes ago. I mean I knew I was brilliant, but not this brilliant. Which brings me to my next question. Does anyone know how to make peanut butter??? Well I don't know either, but I made some!!! Haha So I wanted to make these peanut butter bars, but we had no peanut butter. But I who is never bothered by insignifgant trifles, such as not having the main ingredient decided to make my own peanut butter. I figured peanut butter is made with peanuts and oil right? So I got out are trusty blender dumped some peanut and oil into it turned it on and *BOOM* there is the needed peanut butter. I was so proud of myself it's more sticky then the stuff you buy at the store but it works. Forget all those goals on my post below. I think i'll become a cook. Only problem is I really have my heartset on painting the White House orange. HEY WAIT A MINUTE!!! I could become a White House cook!!! As we all know the way to get into the presidents good graces is make him yummy food!!! It will go something like this.
ME (the professional cook): Mr. President sir I'd really love to see an orange white house. Mr President: Certaintly you skillful cook. ( then shouting for the whole house to hear) WHATEVER THE COOK WANTS THE COOK GETS PAINT THE WHITE HOUSE ORANGE!!! (then turns to me) just keep that delicious peanut butter coming!!!
Hey I'm getting pretty good at this updating thing. Not that anyone realized it though.. because no one reads my blog still. Well anyways since everyone is so fascinated with asking me what I'm going to do with my life I figured I should just post it here for the entire world to see.
First I am going to build some nukes and then secede from the U.S.A making my own nation where I am supreme ruler and tyrant. Then I shall take over the White House and paint it orange to end racism in this world. after that I believe I shall gather all the highheels in this world in one spot and all the highheel makers and have a big bonfire to end the cult of highheel wearers. REMEMBER SHORT PEOPLE ARE CUTE!!!! Next I shall attack the pop-tart manufacturers because pop-tarts are pretty much the grossest food (can you even call them food) ever invented. Then I shall conduct an experiment to see how high of height you have to throw cats from to make them land on their back. Not only will it be amusing to watch cats fall from tall buildings but it will also decrease the cat population! I think i'll start with designer cats. This experiment will also have the added bonus of all the Peta people coming after me so I won't have to waste time hunting them down to eliminate their population. Then I will make it my mission to make sure every corner of the globe has real Cookie Dough Ice Cream! Then I shall probably elimanate the population of annoying girls who think Brad Pitt is Hott and go to see Lord of the Rings just because Orlando Bloom happens to be in it. After I've bettered the world with these reforms I might learn how to waltz or become a world renowned lion tamer!!! Oh and I also plan to expose Dr. Jay L. Wile for the fraud he is. Don't get me wrong I love his science books and everything, but I still maintain the theory he's a fraud!!! If you care to know why and have a few hours call me!!!
Welp that should take me a few years to complete all those goals. have a loverly rest of the day folks.
So here I'm sitting listening to Simon and Garfunkel, and trying to figure out how Athenian government works. I pretty much have just decided it's stupid! All this junk about Archons, councils, and areopagus. Blah Am I just lacking in the brain area or is this stuff really confusing. Plus it doesn't help that different websites contradict themselves. So why you may ask am I studying Athenian government. Am I just a nerd that has nothing better to do. Well I probably don't have anything more prodcutive to do, but I have other stuff I could do that would be a lot more fun. So anyways I'm writing this paper comparing the Athenian way of life and the Spartan way of life to decide which one is more moral!! The problem is I don't think either of them are more moral then the other!!! Blah I would much rather live in Athens though, considering if you live in Sparta the males are trained to be killing machines and the women are supposed to rear killing machines!!! Plus the state decides in Sparta whether a baby gets to live or not whereas in Athens the parent has that choice. But ok you shouldn't even have that choice, I don't think either way makes abortion better, it's just it would be nicer to not have the government tell you, you have stick you baby in a jar and leave it out in the sun. Yup that's how they aborted their babies that or throw them off the cliff!!! Man those ancient people really knew how to do things. WHY IF THEY MUST ABORT NOT JUST STAB THEM WITH SCISSORS LIKE WE AMERICANS DO???? Not saying that either way makes it better, but at least the baby isn't having a long torturous death!!! So probably noone is understanding my rants! That's how confusing these cultures are i tell you!!! Oh and I lost my yellow highlighter!!! I am so mad about that, because how am I supposed to mark stuff, now i have to use my gross snot color green highlighter!!! Blah I'm such a dork. *NOTE TO SELF* Clean room. Well I pretty much know everything I need to know for this paper, except the government part. Man I don't even understand our government, and I took a class on that!! I don't think politics are in my future, but hey I can live with that!! The only problem how am I gona paint the White House orange if I'm not president!!! Hmm maybe i'll just build some nukes!!!! Right me who can't understand how a simple thing like government works is gona figure out how to build nukes!!! Never mind don't think that plan will work..................................... Well I should probably go work on this stupid paper, please anyone if you understand Athens and Sparta's government enlighten me!!! That's all Folks!!!!!! (heh you gotta love that porky pig he just makes me laugh)
Goodness I have to stop waiting till the night before my piano lesson to actually practice!!! It's a problem I tell you. Every week I have good intentions to practice a lot and every week a procrastinate till the last minute, but I usually get away with it! Oh well........ So anyways about those pictures I really don't thing they're gross, it was kind of fun disecting the frog I know you all think i'm a weird science freak, well maybe I am! That's one school subject I actually enjoy so I took pictures because I thought it was cool!!! I know i'm weird I enjoyed peeling away the skin and looking at all the innards and junk. So anyways this is somewhat of a dorky post but what else do you expect a dork like me to write hmm......... Well I visited my sister at Grace last weekend, that was fun except for the fact that she's a tyrant, but I can still beat her up so it's ok!!! Ummmmmmm I don't really know what to write, it's not exactly my forte and I kind of hate it!!! ummmmmmmm Ok this post should satisfy everyone who's telling me to update!! Not that any of you will read this in the near future or anything, but hey enjoy the dorkiness!!