THINGS I ABHOR 1. People talking to dogs in a baby voice, it is sickening enough when they talk to babies in a baby voice 2. Filling out job applications. Come on do you really need to know when the last time I ate at your restaraunt was?? 3. Stupid people who say they'll call and never do. 4. Geometry, how will it help me to know how to find the stupid altitude of a triangle 5. Grammar, why must I diagram sentences 6. High-heels, one of the remnants of women oppression in this country. 7. Pop-Tarts ~ I suppose it's a good sign when I can't think of any more things I abhor than 7.
Does anyone know how much of Genius I really am??? I myself didn't know until just a few minutes ago. I mean I knew I was brilliant, but not this brilliant. Which brings me to my next question. Does anyone know how to make peanut butter??? Well I don't know either, but I made some!!! Haha So I wanted to make these peanut butter bars, but we had no peanut butter. But I who is never bothered by insignifgant trifles, such as not having the main ingredient decided to make my own peanut butter. I figured peanut butter is made with peanuts and oil right? So I got out are trusty blender dumped some peanut and oil into it turned it on and *BOOM* there is the needed peanut butter. I was so proud of myself it's more sticky then the stuff you buy at the store but it works. Forget all those goals on my post below. I think i'll become a cook. Only problem is I really have my heartset on painting the White House orange. HEY WAIT A MINUTE!!! I could become a White House cook!!! As we all know the way to get into the presidents good graces is make him yummy food!!! It will go something like this.
ME (the professional cook): Mr. President sir I'd really love to see an orange white house. Mr President: Certaintly you skillful cook. ( then shouting for the whole house to hear) WHATEVER THE COOK WANTS THE COOK GETS PAINT THE WHITE HOUSE ORANGE!!! (then turns to me) just keep that delicious peanut butter coming!!!
Hey I'm getting pretty good at this updating thing. Not that anyone realized it though.. because no one reads my blog still. Well anyways since everyone is so fascinated with asking me what I'm going to do with my life I figured I should just post it here for the entire world to see.
First I am going to build some nukes and then secede from the U.S.A making my own nation where I am supreme ruler and tyrant. Then I shall take over the White House and paint it orange to end racism in this world. after that I believe I shall gather all the highheels in this world in one spot and all the highheel makers and have a big bonfire to end the cult of highheel wearers. REMEMBER SHORT PEOPLE ARE CUTE!!!! Next I shall attack the pop-tart manufacturers because pop-tarts are pretty much the grossest food (can you even call them food) ever invented. Then I shall conduct an experiment to see how high of height you have to throw cats from to make them land on their back. Not only will it be amusing to watch cats fall from tall buildings but it will also decrease the cat population! I think i'll start with designer cats. This experiment will also have the added bonus of all the Peta people coming after me so I won't have to waste time hunting them down to eliminate their population. Then I will make it my mission to make sure every corner of the globe has real Cookie Dough Ice Cream! Then I shall probably elimanate the population of annoying girls who think Brad Pitt is Hott and go to see Lord of the Rings just because Orlando Bloom happens to be in it. After I've bettered the world with these reforms I might learn how to waltz or become a world renowned lion tamer!!! Oh and I also plan to expose Dr. Jay L. Wile for the fraud he is. Don't get me wrong I love his science books and everything, but I still maintain the theory he's a fraud!!! If you care to know why and have a few hours call me!!!
Welp that should take me a few years to complete all those goals. have a loverly rest of the day folks.